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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1347
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Worrisome : Just a girl.

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Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
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On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
53 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513
59 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my friend sent me a link about a nine year old kid who wrote an iPhone app that gets 2000 downloads per week. I am a 28 year old software developer and have been failing to write an iPhone app for months. FML

#14095
38 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:06pm - misc - by dinosaur (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML

#13635
38 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
55 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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