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by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
by satisfied88 / 06/02/2011 at 10:49am / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML
by 2ndplacechamp / 06/01/2011 at 1:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
by tb351 / 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by rastafarimon / 04/17/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Omegared / 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by why / 04/05/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
by ouchmytits / 03/28/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh / 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…