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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1351
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Worrisome : Just a girl.

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Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (3124)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32136) - you deserved it (14461)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, my girlfriend and I were driving to a costume party. On the way, we got into an argument and she kicked me out of her car. I had to walk around the city center in an Iron Man outfit trying to find the party venue. FML

#16446584
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (8640)

On 06/01/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by 2ndplacechamp - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33100) - you deserved it (7576)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (3797)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (4156)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42407) - you deserved it (8258)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13547) - you deserved it (21878)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19273) - you deserved it (65863)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (6053)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

#15526223
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40319) - you deserved it (4116)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14917) - you deserved it (48531)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14111) - you deserved it (23316)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31167) - you deserved it (5286)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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