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by frankkathy / 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by montextes / 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Nevada) / Geek
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by iwantmoney / 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
by sm702 / 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
by Username / 07/08/2011 at 9:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
by Jakub89 / 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Flarewolf / 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML
by JefferyT / 06/03/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…