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by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by MC / 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by ifailsobadly / 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Liz / 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Work
by Username / 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by ApparentDrugAddict / 08/08/2011 at 2:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm / United States / Health
Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML
by Donny / 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm / United States / Work
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at… Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy… Today, I put a sock on my dorm room door to get everyone to think I was getting laid. In truth, I'm…