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WildaRora

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1198
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About WildaRora : Hello,

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WildaRora's favorite FMLs

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26048) - you deserved it (8431)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29440) - you deserved it (8734)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23198) - you deserved it (5129)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28244) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28108) - you deserved it (4242)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (3418)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9152) - you deserved it (42559)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (5245)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9395) - you deserved it (32560)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18126) - you deserved it (74667)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML

#3897679
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10535) - you deserved it (77281)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:54am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

#740213
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19699) - you deserved it (74411)

On 04/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by whatashame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home to find my mom sitting in the kitchen reading the mail. I saw an empty bottle of Absolut peach vodka on the counter. Surprised, I picked it up and said " wow, who drinks this?". Her reply was "Why don't you tell me, i found it in your room." FML



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