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Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 10:19am - intimacy - by notagyno - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 9:40am - intimacy - by cremyfrozentreat - United States (Florida)
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
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On 03/08/2013 at 9:13am - animals - by orely44 - France (Pays de la Loire)
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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On 03/02/2013 at 1:05am - love - by bummer.. (woman) - United States
Today, I realised the extent of my wife's cat obsession when I received an $850 bill for the air conditioner she leaves on for our 5 cats while we are at work. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:12am - animals - by thecatlady (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 1:09pm - animals - by Puppylove (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went shopping with my two-year-old nephew. He threw a tantrum in the middle of the store because I would not show him my "boobies". A man came up to us and said I should do what my nephew wanted. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 3:02am - kids - by Lesser (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States
Today, I was riding my bike, when I saw a large dog sitting in front of a house. I started to really crank the pedals, figuring that by the time it saw me, I'd be long gone. My chain popped off, I lost control and crashed onto the side of the road. The dog hadn't moved. It was a statue. FML
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On 02/17/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep my maiden name when I marry. My fiancé thought it would be "epic". My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb. FML
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On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML
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On 02/14/2013 at 8:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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On 02/12/2013 at 4:50pm - animals - by Doggotmytongue - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish bi-product. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 10:48am - animals - by firestar772 - United States (California)
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