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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45944) - you deserved it (5866)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10868) - you deserved it (32218)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

#4947813
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (3238)

On 08/31/2009 at 3:37am - animals - by ahdeadcats - United States (California)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

#4945684
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (13776)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

#4932229
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26491) - you deserved it (49161)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52982) - you deserved it (23619)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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