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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1950
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Whatever80 : I'll Be Up, Up And Away
Up, Up And Away
BeCause In The End They'll Judge Me Anyway
So Whatever

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Today,hile preparing the house 4 company, I got a call that mah sister had a heart attack an died. My wife's response? ( Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all! ) mega FML

#8948119
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43546) - you deserved it (2259)

On 03/09/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by dargas - United States (California)

TODAY, WE WERE WORKING WITH INFANT AND ADULT CPR DUMMIES. AFTER PRACTISING FLAWLESS CPR ON THE ADULT DUMMY, I ANNOUNCD "AND THAT'S HOW U SAVE SOMEONE." THEN I TRIPPD ON THE BABBY DUMMY AND FELL. MY CO-WORKER STOOD UP AND YELLD OUT, "AND THAT'S HOW U KILL A BABY." FML

#8805170
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8596) - you deserved it (26637)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (2931)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I discoverd tat wen business is slow at my family-ownd store, my daugter and anoter employee make a abit of sneaking away to te back room. I ave literally been paying tis kid to screw around wit my daugter. FML

#8446049
187 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39259) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39259) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SEX AND WANTED TO MOVE TO THE WALL, SO I PICKED HER UP, GOT MAH FOOT STUCK IN MAH BLANKET, AND DROPPED HER ON THE FLOOR. FML

#7946141
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9026) - you deserved it (18694)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SEX AND WANTED TO MOVE TO THE WALL, SO I PICKED HER UP, GOT MAH FOOT STUCK IN MAH BLANKET, AND DROPPED HER ON THE FLOOR. FML

#7946141
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9026) - you deserved it (18694)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, sister-in-law askd y I wasn't out partying with friend to celebrate the new year. My mom then askd "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

#7072214
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22499) - you deserved it (2525)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by nobffs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... after breaking up with mah girlfriend of two years over the phone... I recievd a knock on mah door. It was mah now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

#6994925
288 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my mom an dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

#6970974
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14549) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY WE REARRANGED THE BEDROOM AND MAH BOYFRIEND AND I SWITCHED SIDES OF THE BED. WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF HE GOT CONFUSED AS TO WHICH SIDE THE CLOCK WAS ON. INSTEAD OF HITTING THE SNOOZE BUTTON LYK HE NORMALLY DOES HE HIT ME IN THE FACE. FML

#6532769
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (8694)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it . A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fre me . Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line . My boss made that call and just fred me . FML

#5149100
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52244) - you deserved it (4180)

On 09/09/2009 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Somessedup (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... As I Arrived At Mah House After A Two Week Holiday... I Opened The Door And Heard Footsteps Upstairs... I Went Up And Found Mah Boyfriend Naked In Bed. We Had Great Sex And Afterwards I Found Mah Best Friend Naked In The Wardrobe. Turns Out They'd Had Great Sex Also. Big Fat FML

#4879215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60540) - you deserved it (4551)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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