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Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

By noname / Monday 29 December 2009 06:09 / France

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

By DUMMIE - / Thursday 4 March 2010 00:07 / United States

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

By Celeste / Tuesday 2 March 2010 09:14 / Singapore

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 February 2010 20:36 / United States

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML

By ShayisPay101 - / Monday 15 February 2010 18:58 / United States