About Waffle817 : Im interesting and love the outdoors
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Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML
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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
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On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
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