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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1993 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10356
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Waffle817 : Im interesting and love the outdoors

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Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

#16154478
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36509) - you deserved it (15515)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

#16149658
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43070) - you deserved it (3512)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

#16138835
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13181) - you deserved it (26602)

On 05/12/2011 at 12:41am - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (9463)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48282) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45391) - you deserved it (18462)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14678) - you deserved it (60016)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46220) - you deserved it (8030)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11175) - you deserved it (86903)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

#16020666
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36718) - you deserved it (17034)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17085) - you deserved it (67840)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41015) - you deserved it (10293)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

#16014326
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13172) - you deserved it (34771)

On 05/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by alchy (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

#16010134
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50398) - you deserved it (3578)

On 05/01/2011 at 9:05pm - love - by exnotwelcome19 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
406 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42343) - you deserved it (4233)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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