About Waffle817
Im interesting and love the outdoors
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Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:43 / United States

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:38 / United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

By devilboy / Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:26 / Australia

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:35 / Canada

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:59 / United States