About Waffle817 : Im interesting and love the outdoors
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Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML
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Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
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