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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML
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On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States
Today, at my job as a waitress, I patiently told an elderly customer that it wasn't OK to grab my butt. He started crying. I was fired for "being mean and unreasonable". FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 2:33pm - work - by buttstothat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got cock-blocked by the laundry. My boyfriend was the one who wanted to do laundry. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)
Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML
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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States
Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by siannacasey - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
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