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Waffle817

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9778
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Waffle817 : Im interesting and love the outdoors

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Waffle817's favorite FMLs

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34292) - you deserved it (16485)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (9347)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45331) - you deserved it (9566)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55009) - you deserved it (9344)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36683) - you deserved it (2826)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31176) - you deserved it (5264)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (92293)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9257) - you deserved it (55303)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50433) - you deserved it (14862)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. This wasn't so bad until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

#17106364
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23561) - you deserved it (3227)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:17am - work - by alek - United States

Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML

#17104871
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (8296)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by Boo (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (2452)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20389) - you deserved it (53923)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14108) - you deserved it (53891)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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