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VonBlitzkrieg
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 413
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About VonBlitzkrieg : I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.

Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, a bit of German, a bit of Italian, I'm atheist, and I drive a 2003 Mustang GT.

I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.

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