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About VonBlitzkrieg : I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.
Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, a bit of German, a bit of Italian, I'm atheist, and I love muscle cars.
I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.
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Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
Friday 22 May 2015