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About VonBlitzkrieg : I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.
Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, a bit of German, a bit of Italian, I'm atheist, and I love muscle cars.
I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.
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Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years old and got beat up by a group of 10 year olds. FML
Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
Wednesday 13 August 2014