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  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Vert90 : Gtfo my profile, stalker.

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Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29553) - you deserved it (21202)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

#18357588
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26880) - you deserved it (8500)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24341) - you deserved it (3813)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (13119)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML

Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

#16529159
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (4155)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

#15927164
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36417) - you deserved it (17388)

On 04/25/2011 at 10:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

#14135848
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21609) - you deserved it (2249)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

#13995137
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30006) - you deserved it (14217)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

#12719828
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (4715)

On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

#7224292
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22059) - you deserved it (4977)

On 01/08/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by crappy_day (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

#6050345
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33704) - you deserved it (6948)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:20am - love - by chipmunk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

#6006091
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38006) - you deserved it (5315)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:42pm - animals - by K.H (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I called the police regarding people speeding down my street because I was worried for my young kids. On the way home from my daughters ballet class I got pulled over 2 houses away from my house and got a $150 speeding ticket. FML

#3370137
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9212) - you deserved it (105045)

On 06/30/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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