About Vert90
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    461%
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    139%
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    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    50%
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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%
  • 50 quality comments

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    80%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    42%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    70%
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Vert90's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

By jess / Sunday 8 April 2012 14:30 / United States - Mount Vernon
By anonomous / Saturday 7 April 2012 15:27 / United States

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

By ladylarni / Saturday 7 April 2012 08:20 / Australia
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15 / United States

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 21 March 2012 12:21 / United States