Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Vert90

Search for a member

Vert90

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 751
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Vert90 : Gtfo my profile, stalker.

Vert90's page activity

Visits<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 5:23pm<b>taintedtruffle</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 10:45am<b>YouMadBra</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:53am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 12:46pm<b>DaDezza244</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 12:27am<b>enu_vastanii__</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 11:41am<b>weedle99</b> - the 12/16/2013 at 3:58pm<b>infinitegrace</b> - the 11/28/2013 at 12:29pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 10/21/2013 at 6:52pm<b>SadBrony</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 2:35am<b>calibergreene</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 9:18pm<b>caibo</b> - the 07/23/2013 at 12:02am<b>Egiskard</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 3:44am<b>CaptainFoxbutt</b> - the 06/23/2013 at 11:21pm<b>rt567</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 6:29pm<b>Marmarfarfar</b> - the 05/02/2013 at 4:12am<b>B5B0N35</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 12:15pm<b>mrbobmarley4</b> - the 01/06/2013 at 1:26am

Vert90's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of Vert90's badges

Vert90's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23635) - you deserved it (3566)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10341) - you deserved it (53761)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (2606)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

#19301320
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10545) - you deserved it (16643)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27185) - you deserved it (2976)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8000) - you deserved it (41309)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML

#19299225
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28622) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:06am - work - by Alli.M - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML

#19298670
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26910) - you deserved it (4628)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (1836)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (4431)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (4431)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

#19296842
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (10143)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (2405)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

#19267574
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (24163)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: