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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1353
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vampireking : I'm in the US Army, love to work on cars, and where I live one of the only pass times is partying nonstop :). Message me if you want to.

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Vampireking's favorite FMLs

Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML

#7835541
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML

#7803637
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (4992)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included "I want to go to the car" followed by "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML

#7720142
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30871) - you deserved it (2913)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by WishesWasDeaf (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

#7718053
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (3923)

On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

#7718053
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27705) - you deserved it (3923)

On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42304) - you deserved it (11954)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (4504)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26962) - you deserved it (3143)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (4939)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was looking forward to coming home to a freshly-cooked meal. Coming home to a cowering dog, two inches of water on the floor, and being handed a mop is just as good, I guess. FML

#7199180
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22253) - you deserved it (3088)

On 01/07/2010 at 1:38pm - animals - by Flooded (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62254) - you deserved it (3070)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84517) - you deserved it (19403)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84517) - you deserved it (19403)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (2301)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version



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