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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vampireking : I'm in the US Army, love to work on cars, and where I live one of the only pass times is partying nonstop :). Message me if you want to.

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19222) - you deserved it (4853)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8512) - you deserved it (32861)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

#8246402
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (3175)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26122) - you deserved it (3120)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

#8162555
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (4257)

On 02/12/2010 at 9:14am - love - by JustMyLuck (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29756) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10947) - you deserved it (48123)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39876) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23529) - you deserved it (2986)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (3968)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32658) - you deserved it (3899)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (7175)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (7175)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (7175)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (7175)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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