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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3119
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ur_REmEdy : Pandas r my favorite animal
Name: Ellie
Senior yr
Foreigners r pretti cool
Music is my life
Want to learn more? Just message me

If i visit ur page more than once sorri i'm not good with remembering who u are. dont feel offended!

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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (3821)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

#5877421
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44524) - you deserved it (4753)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63107) - you deserved it (16022)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

#4525349
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37948) - you deserved it (5783)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:01pm - work - by dumblond (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

#726983
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96736) - you deserved it (9145)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
507 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237535) - you deserved it (82099)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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