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Ur_REmEdy

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3298
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ur_REmEdy : Pandas r my favorite animal
Name: Ellie
Senior yr
Foreigners r pretti cool
Music is my life
Want to learn more? Just message me

If i visit ur page more than once sorri i'm not good with remembering who u are. dont feel offended!

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72082) - you deserved it (8098)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31909) - you deserved it (28456)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

#12832697
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (6732)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11031) - you deserved it (33025)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18164) - you deserved it (27588)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29639) - you deserved it (10161)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48380) - you deserved it (15092)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36876) - you deserved it (7948)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (17840)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30585) - you deserved it (34598)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (49289)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (10026)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML

#8882513
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9717) - you deserved it (23379)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by OhaiiKid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30908) - you deserved it (4388)

On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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