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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 701
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UpsideDownTurtle : I like turtles

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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15733) - you deserved it (37167)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (6703)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21022) - you deserved it (53640)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51308) - you deserved it (5401)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

#14298065
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10235) - you deserved it (45796)

On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)



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