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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (23 years)
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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML


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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML


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On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML


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On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

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