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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (22 years)
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About UpsideDownTurtle : I like turtles

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Today , while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me , I blurted out , ( It's okay , mah pants r used to handling huge loads )!! FML

#16758524
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I agree, your life sucks (15401) - you deserved it (36588)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Co-worker Finally Gave Me A Ceck For Te Money E Owes Me. In Te Memo Line, E Wrote "for Swallowing". Now I Ave To Go Cas It. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35939) - you deserved it (6568)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today , I thought it would be hot if I sent boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying , "Honey , this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML

#16510507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20979) - you deserved it (53536)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by yup - United States (Washington)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51184) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH RECENTLY MARRIED FRIEND TOOK OFF HER WEDDING RING TO MAKE BREAD!! BEING SINGLE AND PATHETIC, I TRIED IT ON TO SEE WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE!! IT GOT STUCK ON MAH FINGER!! THE ER DOCTOR HAD TO CUT IT OFF!! FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10193) - you deserved it (45669)

On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)



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