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by freakedout / 08/08/2014 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by alisaav / 08/08/2014 at 3:40am / Thailand / Love
by poolfail / 08/06/2014 at 5:14pm / Miscellaneous
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML
by Oldhouse / 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by murrrrf / 07/21/2014 at 1:30am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Lisa / 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by guriak / 07/13/2014 at 9:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by weeping_angel_ / 07/12/2014 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by and god shat / 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty… Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print…