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Unikorng33k's favorite FMLs

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

By mitchell904 / Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:51 / United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 17 May 2011 16:15 / United States

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - / Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:49 / Mauritius

Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML

By Ladieda - / Monday 28 May 2012 10:15 / Netherlands - Apeldoorn

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 January 2014 12:34 / United States