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Ugi's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML
by -_- / 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2011 at 2:24am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2011 at 1:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by sylverster / 03/15/2011 at 8:37am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by hackling fellow / 03/10/2011 at 8:17am / Miscellaneous
by ouch / 03/08/2011 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Ldp56 / 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/14/2011 at 12:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by PrestonW / 02/09/2011 at 10:53am / Miscellaneous
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
by NotoriousSRJ / 01/28/2011 at 10:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by roo / 01/27/2011 at 11:48am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…