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by OhDear / 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (California) / Love
by rileycrash / 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
by paulwatson93 / 05/17/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
by f*cks_sake / 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
by Dana / 05/10/2011 at 4:36am / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Holidays
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
by electricpuddle / 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
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