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Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML


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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML


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On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML


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On 08/27/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by dgilbs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML


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On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML


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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours later, my father called me downstairs to show me something. Turns out I left the ruler on top of the shower tree. He won't stop laughing. FML


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On 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by Infiltrator4444 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my ex in the hopes of re-kindling our relationship. While taking a break at the petting zoo, I got rammed in the balls by a goat. She laughed and patted the goat. FML


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On 07/10/2012 at 7:10pm - animals - by Nomoreballs (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML


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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML


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On 06/30/2012 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML


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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML


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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

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