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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version
Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML
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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France
Monday 20 May 2013
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