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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Ugi's favorite FMLs
by SadExperiment / 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Cslouth / 10/27/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by mental / 10/25/2012 at 7:09pm / United States / Love
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
by scarred_sibling / 10/15/2012 at 8:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2012 at 7:37am / United States / Kids
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 1:53am / United States / Kids
by iNearlyHurled / 09/28/2012 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy
by IHateMyLife / 09/22/2012 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML
by for_fs_sake / 09/21/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…