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Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)
Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Liz - United States (Florida)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 12:15am - love - by badtiming (woman) - United States
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm - misc - by Shelby (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 9:36pm - love - by 713 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
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