About Ugi : Dazed and confused.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML
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On 03/21/2013 at 6:25am - misc - by me (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States
Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML
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On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
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On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML
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On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States
Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Chuffy - United States (Colorado)
Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 4:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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