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Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8439) - you deserved it (27649)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22498) - you deserved it (5891)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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