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Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
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I agree, your life sucks (12297) - you deserved it (28252)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
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I agree, your life sucks (77730) - you deserved it (11621)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91983) - you deserved it (41767)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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