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Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
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I agree, your life sucks (23153) - you deserved it (1031)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19820) - you deserved it (5020)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (5609)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6333) - you deserved it (17992)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
26 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
28 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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