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TwentyFourXXIV

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TwentyFourXXIV

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About TwentyFourXXIV : I'll take your happiness...

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TwentyFourXXIV's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

#21420621
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32340) - you deserved it (4106)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (2380)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (5729)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (2839)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32752) - you deserved it (4826)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37767) - you deserved it (6192)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

#21354177
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30700) - you deserved it (10243)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (26140)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

#21112565
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53974) - you deserved it (7201)

On 04/14/2014 at 2:29am - intimacy - by teddyissmall (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (7712)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML

#21050596
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54213) - you deserved it (21970)

On 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by khfhjfsb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

#21046533
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60344) - you deserved it (6661) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

#21040159
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48197) - you deserved it (9805)

On 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by mom - United States (Texas)



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