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TwentyFourXXIV
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About TwentyFourXXIV : I'll take your happiness...

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Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30029) - you deserved it (1845)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18488) - you deserved it (2539)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (6966)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
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On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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