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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13651
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Tthug : I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness.

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Tthug's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them fir mah boyfriend!! I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie!! FML

#21068474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48390) - you deserved it (7508)

On 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by coppervains (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

yesterday te ras on ma tig started itcing again. I felt good after a vigorous scratc, but te relief did not extend to ma roommate,o only saw me at ma laptop wit ma and moving up and down in ma pants. FML

#21067820
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43013) - you deserved it (7671)

On 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Sexy Rash (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replid, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

#21064082
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54491) - you deserved it (4851)

On 02/18/2014 at 12:45am - love - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday my neighbor had a word with me 4 being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action 4 two years now but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

#21063667
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37191) - you deserved it (6489)

On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips cuz I dozd offhile tanning and burnd them extra crispy. FML

#21062623
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (39512)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Told Mah Husband How Frisky I Was Feeling, An Asked Him Wat He Was Going To Do About It. He Reached Into Our Fruit Bowl, Tossed Me A Banana An Told Me To Work It Out, Then Returned To His Video Game. FML

#21061692
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52773) - you deserved it (7856)

On 02/15/2014 at 5:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS GRADING WORK MY STUDENT HAD DONE WITH A SUB. I REALIZD ONE STUDENT HAD GOTTEN HOLD OF THE TEACHERS' EDITION OF THE TEXTBOOK WHEN I READ TEN PAPER IN A ROW THAT HAD "STUDENT ANSWER MAY VARY" AS THE ANSWER TO PROBLEM NUMBER FOUR. MY STUDENT CAN'T EVEN CHEAT PROPERLY. FML

#21061154
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51165) - you deserved it (5083)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, dad gave me te sex talk . After telling me all te stuff I already knew, e told me never to use Durex condoms . He said, "Tey break a lot . Tat's te only reason you're around today, really." ten cuckled to imself .

#21060563
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56355) - you deserved it (5379)

On 02/14/2014 at 5:41pm - intimacy - by accident (man) - United States (California)

Today , I went down on mah boyfriend fir the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell an I managd to accidentally smack mah nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it , an I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker.

#21054451
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51074) - you deserved it (10032)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3880)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (57464)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today... I was applying for jobs online when mah father calld. When I told him what I was doing... he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking... but he replid... "Honey... if I had your tits... I'd never work a day in mah life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43175) - you deserved it (4728)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (57020)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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