About Tthug
I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness. I like offending people for shock value quite often. I don't like most of the politicians in DC. I don't like pictures of myself. I was born in 1991. I have a Y chromosome. I live far south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Not in Texas anymore, although Texas is a great place. I like guns. And fast cars. And Jesus. Sarcasm is my love language. I held a black widow in my hand when I was little and it didn't bite me.
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Tthug's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

By The_FN_Gunny / Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:31 / United States - Smyrna

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

By coppervains - / Saturday 22 February 2014 18:13 / United States - Livonia

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

By catfan - / Wednesday 30 October 2013 05:48 / United States - Wildomar

Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML

By sammieshortcake / Saturday 14 September 2013 15:30 / United States

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 September 2013 05:23 / United States - Hudson