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About Tthug : I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness. I like offending people for shock value quite often.
I don't like most of the politicians in DC. I don't like pictures of myself.
I was born in 1991. I have a Y chromosome. I live far south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Not in Texas anymore, although Texas is a great place.
I like guns. And fast cars. And Jesus.
Sarcasm is my love language.
I held a black widow in my hand when I was little and it didn't bite me.
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Monday 30 November 2015