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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13622
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Tthug : I like college football and dr pepper. I play Xbox. I also like numbers a lot. I hate political correctness.

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Tthug's favorite FMLs

Today, mah best friend and I, after yeres of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in mah head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (5486)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I offered "Grls Gone Wild" as an example of bad TV in my lecture thinking it was a reality TV show. It's porn. FML

Today I was woken up by ma dog toucing ma foot so I trid to pus it away. Ten I realizd tat I'd kickd ma girlfriend in te face. FML

#21282367
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34777) - you deserved it (7261)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Went On A Frst Date. Everything Was Going Well Until He Asked Me, ( So, What's The Biggest Thing You've Stuck Up Your Vag? ) FML

#21281604
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (2777)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I got calld to the guidance office... only to be told mah boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me... so he made mah guidance counselor do it 4 him. FML

#21277708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (3191)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today while talking to mah boyfriend I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered ( I shaved mah legs this morning. ) He shook his head and said ( No I meant your face. ) big fat FML

#21274726
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (5126)

On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain mah balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of mah bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (9607)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted fir his brthday . He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (7526)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I heard mah boyfriend talking with mah father in the backyard. I thought he was asking fir mah hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

#21265851
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36438) - you deserved it (3578)

On 09/26/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by ihateguys (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

#21257417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40449) - you deserved it (4422)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, A GUY IN MAH CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF. HE STARTED HIS STORY WITH, "WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS A GINGER." I REPLIED WITHOUT THINKING, "IS THAT WHY U GOT PUT UP 4 ADOPTION?" HIM BEING ADOPTED WAS THE ACTUAL STORY HE WANTED TO TELL. REAL FML

#21246134
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (95)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him an his family on there trip in Florida. He accidentally includd a picture of a girl sleeping in his bd, nakd. FML

#21242918
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States

Today , I Learnd Tat Wen Someone Is Coking U Don't Do Te "ymen Maneuver" , U Do Te "eimlic Maneuver". I Was Correctd By Ma Girlfriend's Parents. Mega FML

#21240474
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31278) - you deserved it (13778)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, my husband an I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like u wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up an saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

#21234106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52434) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/10/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by jackie89 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today , I babysat a 6-year-old boy 4 the first time. When I said it was his bedtime , he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked , all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned , I had to make up an excuse 4 y he was still awake and watching TV , to save mah pride. fat FML

#21234068
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (9116)

On 08/10/2014 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)



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