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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3413
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Treyzania : Minecraft-addict, cat-lover, programmer, and forever alone. (Grammatically incorrect) - I am a gaming YouTuber. With Vanilla & FTB Minecraft, with a little unskilled Dwarf Fortress. - - @Treyzania - is my domain, but Heliohost's Johnny server is a piece of crap. STEAM! YOUTUBE!

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Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Found Out That My Obese Son, Who Is On A Health-mandatd Diet An Exercise Plan, Gorges On Junk Food Whenever He Has The Chance. His Logic? "It Won't Make U Fatter If U Crap It Out." Real FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that Cheeto r flammable, as is mah hair. FML

Today mah dad tore mah room apart fir the second time looking fir drug-making equipment!! His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad!! mega FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today..!! my parents told me that I had been acceptd into my top two colleges..!! but they didn't show me the letters because they were worrid that if they spent money on tuition..!! they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of there brand new Mercedes!! FML

Today,hile I was teaching mah chickens to eat out of mah hand, one of the hens bit mah finger and I dropped the entre handful of treats. Result: bonanza 4 the brd. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

today my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stoppd and offerd to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulld down my tank top and screamd ( Boobies! ) right in front of the officer.


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On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

Today, tired of everyone forgetting mah birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend mah 40th at a five star resort just to try an make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 4:16am - misc - by nevercatchabreak - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I moved into mah new place. It evidently used to belong to a hooker, cuz although I've only lived here 4 9 hours, so far several different men have knocked on mah door and asked if "Stephanie" is available 4 a good time. fat FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Redbridge)

Today, my crew and I were berated by a client 4 not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken ( like, an hour? ) because ( The guys on the TV shows do it that fast. ) FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 12:44am - work - by smashyonewfloors - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Playing With Mah Phone After Midnight, An I Kept Getting Calls From A Withheld Number . The Guy Just Breathed Heavily An Wouldn't Speak . When The Thrd Call Came, I Asked ( Who The Hell R You? ) The Call Ended, An Mah Dad Yelled From Outside Mah Door: ( ME! Now Go To Sleep! ) FML


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On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)

Today I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML


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On 08/30/2013 at 8:33am - misc - by charlieg9 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML

Today, I Raalizd I Lova Boyfriand's Cat Mora Than Boyfriand. Tha Only Raason Wa'ra Still Togathar Is I Don't Want To Loosa Custody Of Tha Cat. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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