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Treyzania
  • Town/Country : northern RI, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 37
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Treyzania : Minecraft-addict, cat-lover, programer, and forever alone.

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Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

#20667410
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42005) - you deserved it (4409)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

#20664621
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37709) - you deserved it (4843) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2013 at 2:58am - misc - by grossesfesses (woman) - France (Picardie)

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

#20664501
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36426) - you deserved it (1974)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:21am - health - by the only sober one (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

#20662282
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44348) - you deserved it (3065)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

#20660939
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57020) - you deserved it (3495)

On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14933) - you deserved it (57038)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45117) - you deserved it (15841)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37298) - you deserved it (2642)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

#20652691
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37205) - you deserved it (1803)

On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

#20651461
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52195) - you deserved it (3092)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML

#20650676
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42042) - you deserved it (7948)

On 05/08/2013 at 8:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML

#20650425
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20265) - you deserved it (42948)

On 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by Checkless chick - United States

Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML

#20649270
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63643) - you deserved it (5315)

On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

#20647729
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (4731)

On 05/07/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by hopelesscollegechick - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

#20647478
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35816) - you deserved it (5936)

On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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