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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TrentF13 : Lately, the things I do are work, eat, sleep, and play video games.

I'm a huge fan of pirates, furries, and ponies. Often a combination of all 3.

My music preference is metal, techno/hard style/dance, or something in between. Vocals are nice.

I used to read a bit. Not so much lately. My main area of study interest is psychology.

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TrentF13's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (3110)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61186) - you deserved it (21152)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

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