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About TrentF13 : I enjoy: Pokemon, metal, hardstyle, techno, Melbourne shuffle, large dogs (German shepherds in particular), lazy days, Skyrim, Naruto, air conditioning, ramen!!! (but not by Nissin... It has to be Maruchan), little kids that behave, sewing, making pizza at Little Caesars, cooking in general, running, LONGBOARDING! (my passion), drawing, MLPFIM, showers, sex (who doesn't?), fighting, sparring, dancing... And more that I can't think of right now.
I am: Male, bisexual, single, hungry, funny, annoying, smart, stupid, clever, strong as hell, 5'11", fast, not very good looking, and some other stuff... I'm sure.
I dislike: the anti of things listed in the "I enjoy" section.
I am not: What I am not.
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Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014