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TrentF13
  • Town/Country : Montana, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About TrentF13 : I enjoy: Pokemon, metal, hardstyle, techno, Melbourne shuffle, large dogs (German shepherds in particular), lazy days, Skyrim, Naruto, air conditioning, ramen!!! (but not by Nissin... It has to be Maruchan), little kids that behave, sewing, making pizza at Little Caesars, cooking in general, running, LONGBOARDING! (my passion), drawing, MLPFIM, showers, sex (who doesn't?), fighting, sparring, dancing... And more that I can't think of right now.

I am: Male, bisexual, single, hungry, funny, annoying, smart, stupid, clever, strong as hell, 5'11", fast, not very good looking, and some other stuff... I'm sure.

I dislike: the anti of things listed in the "I enjoy" section.

I am not: What I am not.

If you're looking to chat, message me. My phone number is 4062148842. Text me.

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Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17636) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

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233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35654) - you deserved it (3806)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58794) - you deserved it (20292)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)



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