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About TrentF13 : I enjoy: Pokemon, metal, hardstyle, techno, Melbourne shuffle, large dogs (German shepherds in particular), lazy days, Skyrim, Naruto, air conditioning, ramen!!! (but not by Nissin... It has to be Maruchan), little kids that behave, sewing, making pizza at Little Caesars, cooking in general, running, LONGBOARDING! (my passion), drawing, MLPFIM, showers, sex (who doesn't?), fighting, sparring, dancing... And more that I can't think of right now.
I am: Male, bisexual, single, hungry, funny, annoying, smart, stupid, clever, strong as hell, 5'11", fast, not very good looking, and some other stuff... I'm sure.
I dislike: the anti of things listed in the "I enjoy" section.
I am not: What I am not.
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Friday 19 September 2014