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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Tortuga187's favorite FMLs
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
by Help / 11/26/2011 at 1:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 3:41am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by JJMan217 / 04/03/2011 at 3:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by burntloyalty / 03/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by nosleep / 02/04/2011 at 7:05pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Miscellaneous
by erpuchi / 11/30/2010 at 8:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Intimacy
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Work