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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tootsiee : I am the bestfriend you never wanted :) lol j/p I'm weird but people love me because they know I can rock :)

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

#13217380
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15048) - you deserved it (29533)

On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19435) - you deserved it (8863)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20175) - you deserved it (5434)

On 02/22/2010 at 1:31am - love - by nomoresbfun (woman) - United States (California)



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