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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 February 1991 (24 years)
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About Tootsiee : I am the bestfriend you never wanted :) lol j/p I'm weird but people love me because they know I can rock :)

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (32600)

On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 1:31am - love - by nomoresbfun (woman) - United States (California)

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