About TiffanyBlews27 : I'm 17 & I am fully, 100% in love with my girlfriend! Um... I have magenta hair!! So talk to me! I don't bite :D
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Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I discovered the top I'm wearing becomes completely see-through when it rains. I just got caught in a storm on my lunch break, and still have 3 hours of work to go in my male dominated office. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, I woke up in a field 3 miles from where I'd passed out drunk. This wouldn't have been too bad if I didn't have to walk home through town without my pants. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 6:59am - misc - by kronin - United States
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)
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