About Tiffanyblews27
I'm 17 & I am fully, 100% in love with my girlfriend! Um... I have magenta hair!! So talk to me! I don't bite :D
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Tiffanyblews27's favorite FMLs

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

By grimatwork - / Monday 1 November 2010 17:24 / United Kingdom

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:57 / United States

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

By tracie - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 00:00 / United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:20 / Spain

Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2am. This old man pulls in and asks me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replies, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 5 October 2010 09:41 / United States