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ThexVengence

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1872
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ThexVengence : Just a lollypop triple dipped in psyco.

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Fucked!<b>False_Stupidity</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:21am

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ThexVengence's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML

#21514699
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23268) - you deserved it (1483)

On 01/13/2016 at 11:13am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

#21502954
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (6614)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML

#21428622
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (3524)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

#21424205
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27286) - you deserved it (2122)

On 06/10/2015 at 11:04pm - kids - by AdoKitty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

#21417490
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24018) - you deserved it (5988)

On 05/29/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by sassy_girl144 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30689) - you deserved it (3446)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (8985)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35094) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32281) - you deserved it (8213)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19936) - you deserved it (37812)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33430) - you deserved it (3516)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26696) - you deserved it (12262)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)



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