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  • Town/Country : Somewhere, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 June 1997 (15 years)
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Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40437) - you deserved it (3173)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

#16113855
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (9170)

On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

#16080976
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19035) - you deserved it (3361)

On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19198) - you deserved it (9493)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

#15021227
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (5604)

On 02/17/2011 at 10:02pm - misc - by justmyluck? -

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

#14954664
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16808) - you deserved it (2427)

On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

#14954664
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16808) - you deserved it (2427)

On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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