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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1698
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TheWindowLicker : Well....maybe ill write this later, nothing to see on my profile.

---time to add more!---

Ok well, I'm not going to keep you long. I've been around this site for a very very long time. I didn't make an account for a while because I didn't see a point. Then...I got an iPhone, so I decided what the hell why not!
I try to be nice, I really do, but there are some people on this website...that just need to not comment... Stupid mistakes that everyone needs to stop making are mixing up your and you're, saying things that make literally no sense whatsoever, and typing u for you or r for are. Really, typing a few letters won't kill you. It's just lazy. I miss the time when DocBastard, KaySL, and that crowd ruled the comment sections and bitched at anyone who made an idiotic comment, those were nice times. Anyway I really don't know what else to say soooooooooooooooooooo bye!

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (4556)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

#16467610
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35786) - you deserved it (13073)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28977) - you deserved it (11602)

On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)



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