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Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24358) - you deserved it (6895)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)



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